Just Another Day in Our House...

Dave walks from the kitchen, holding a string cheese

Me: Oohh, I want one!

Dave: *keeps walking*

Me: String cheese! Get me a string cheese!

Dave: *keeps walking*

Me: Can I have a string cheese, please?

Dave: *walks into office*

Me: Hey! What gives! Why didn't you get me a string cheese?

Dave: *pokes head from office* Oh! I thought you were pretending to speak for the dog.